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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
officialunitedstates
officialunitedstates:
“ comattoze:
“ officialunitedstates:
“ dangerkeith3000x:
“ officialunitedstates:
“i thought this post was a little controversial and would make all the homeschooled kids on here angry so im not going to post it
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officialunitedstates

i thought this post was a little controversial and would make all the homeschooled kids on here angry so im not going to post it

dangerkeith3000x

Home schooled is two words. Were you home schooled?

officialunitedstates

thanks but i did in fact see the giant swiggly red line but made the determination that i am a trendsetter in the modern english language and can therefore do what i please when i please on my blogosphere

comattoze

As a homeschooler with a 3.6 GPA ..this pisses me off.

officialunitedstates

if you would’ve helped your mom with the chores a bit more she would have bumped that up to 3.8

hotboyproblems
kimreesesdaughter

On some real shit, I do not fuck with people who ride those boat things at the carnival. People who get on those do not give a fuck about life, they don’t care about you, ya mama or your kids. They literally have nothing to lose. You don’t care about life so there’s no need for me to fight you because you’re not going to give a damn about my face. 

kimreesesdaughter

THIS JOINT!!!!

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BITCHHHHHHH. I got on this shit when I was 12. Wasn’t no bar, no protection, nothing in that shit. I didn’t realize until it was too late. You couldn’t pay me to ever get on this shit ever again in my life. We were in Landover, this shit almost smooth flipped my ass to Baltimore. No. Never again. 

nappyhurrdontcare

12? I got on this bitch when I was 21 and had my head in my ex’s shoulder the ENTIRE time. Screaming like a bih too. Nope. Never again. I was praying to the gravity gods the entire time.

nickionthemtittieswhenisignit

?????? All it does is swing back and forth???? I don’t understand the concern??????

kimreesesdaughter

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vandigo

centrifugal force keeps you in your seat.

thatonequeerkid

Centrifugal force isn’t keeping me from crying tho

spobforpresident

why is this so funny

Source: kimreesesdaughter